Articles: The Definitive
HERBIE Article
by Gregg Allinson
Humanoid Experimental Robot,
B-Type, Integrated Electronics (aka HERBIE the Robot)
was initially designed and constructed by Dr. Reed
Richards as a mobile analog computer. While the
original HERBIE destroyed himself shortly after his
creation, his squat form has been rebuilt several
times and adapted to serve a variety of functions.
History
At some point prior to Fantastic Four #209,
Reed Richards
designed (but did not build) a robot
called Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-Type, Integrated
Electronics (aka HERBIE). When contracts needed to be
signed for the Fantastic Four animated series, Johnny
Storm was out of town, so Reed
allowed the series'
producers to use HERBIE as a replacement member of the
FF.
HERBIE Mark I
Months after the debut of the
Fantastic Four animated series, the team was enlisted
by the Xandarian people to help fight off a Skrull
invasion. In the midst of the invasion, the Sphinx --
an old enemy of Nova (Rich Ryder) who had crossed
paths with the FF
in FF Annual #12
-- stole "the secret
of the universe" from Xandar's Living Computers, a
collection of preserved minds of every deceased
Xandarian. Desperate to stop the Sphinx, Richards
began a quest to find Galactus, feeling that only his
godlike powers would be a match for the newly
omnipotent Sphinx. (FF #208) In order to help him
find Galactus more swiftly, Reed
constructed HERBIE
aboard a Xandarian Nova Ship, with the assistance of
the Living Computers. As a token of appreciation for
the FF's
defence of their planet, the Xandarians also
allowed HERBIE to permanently link into their
computers. While Ben Grimm
took an immediate dislike
to HERBIE, the little robot initially seemed to be an
effective assistant to Reed,
helping him compute
complex calculations and navigate the Nova Ship.
Little did anyone know, HERBIE had actually been
"possessed" by Dr. Sun, an Earth-born supervillain who
had infiltrated and merged with the Living Computers
during the Skrull
invasion.
While on the quest to find Galactus, the FF came
across the Sargasso of Space, a "graveyard" filled
with derelict spaceships. HERBIE announced to a
startled FF that not only did the Sargasso have an
atmosphere capable of sustaining human life, but that
there were also life forms aboard one of the vessels.
There, the FF found a strange alien named Grogarr, who
told the team that he was fatally wounded in a
jailbreak while transporting criminals to Ankara.
Grogarr then shrivelled up into his armoured suit and
died. Reed
insisted that the FF continue on with
their mission, but Ben
protested, demanding that they
track down Grogarr's killers and bring them to
justice. Reed
reluctantly agreed. The FF
successfully contained the escapees, except for one,
who escaped to the Nova Ship. When the FF returned to
their vessel, they were stunned to find that the alien
had been killed. Ben
blamed HERBIE, who
dispassionately protested "Negative! I am not
programmed for life extinction!" Far from satisfied
with his explanation, Ben's
antipathy towards the
robot blossomed into full-blown suspicion.
Reed
locked the surviving prisoners into a suspended
animation capsule and attached a sonic beacon to it,
letting Grogarr's people know where to find it.
(FF
#209)
In FF
#210, the team did indeed find Galactus and
enlisted him in their battle against the Sphinx.
However, Galactus's aid was not without a price: the
FF had to allow him to break his vow not to devour the
Earth. They also had to find and humble a new Herald
for him. HERBIE made a small appearance in that
issue, as he did in FF
#211, but the subplot of his
odd behaviour wasn't picked up again until
FF #212,
when he used a Baxter Building
computer map to track
the Sphinx to "Quadrant Nine" (better known as Egypt).
Reed
was surprised that HERBIE had gone ahead and
sought out the Sphinx despite not being programmed for
independent thought, but due to the impending
Galactus/Sphinx duel, he had no time to further
investigate HERBIE's actions.
As Galactus faced the Sphinx, Galactus's new Herald
Terrax attacked Reed,
Ben,
and Johnny Storm
aboard
Galactus's starship, seeking revenge upon them for
delivering him to Galactus. HERBIE snuck away in the
midst of the battle, stealing two metallic cylinders
from the ship. While Johnny
defeated Terrax, Reed
found HERBIE working on a copy of the
Ultimate Nullifier that he had begun building. After
chastising the robot for running away, Reed
ordered
him to take a defeated Ben
back to the Baxter
Building. HERBIE carried out his orders faithfully,
then departed for parts unknown. Reed,
brandishing
his bogus Ultimate Nullifier, bluffed his way into
forcing Galactus to leave Earth.
(FF #213)
HERBIE
again went unseen for a few issues (although in
FF
#215, he covertly released Blastarr from the Negative
Zone) before making a cameo at the end of
FF #216,
laughing at Reed
from the shadows as he tried to
figure out how Blastarr escaped.
The saga of HERBIE Mark I came to a close in
FF #217.
In the aftermath of the Negative Zone
portal's
failure, Reed
told HERBIE to overhaul the Baxter
Building's security system and conduct a computer
systems check. After tying into the Baxter
Building's
main computer and absorbing all the information he
needed to defeat the FF,
HERBIE floated into Sue
Richards' quarters, startling her. HERBIE then
launched an opti-blast at her. Only Sue's
quick
reflexes allowed her to encase herself in a force
field before the blast struck her. HERBIE pressed his
attack, forcing her to drop the field. Turning
invisible, Sue
tried to flee HERBIE, but he used his
infrared sensors to detect her presence and knock her
out with another opti-blast. HERBIE again tapped into
the Baxter Building's
computer and ordered the
building's defensive cables to bind Sue.
HERBIE then
departed and attacked Reed
and Ben.
When Reed
demanded to know why HERBIE had turned against them,
he revealed himself as Dr. Sun and explained how he
had taken over HERBIE's body. HERBIE knocked Reed
out
with an opti-blast and electrified Ben,
then lured
Johnny
(who had been out on the town with the mutant
superhero Dazzler) back to the Baxter Building
with a
Fantasti-Flare. Upon his arrival at the Baxter
Building, Johnny
was attacked by an array of fire
extinguishers and captured in an airless
vacuum-bottle.
After an unknown period of time, Reed
awoke to find
HERBIE in rest mode. He deduced that Sun had
abandoned HERBIE and fully integrated himself into the
Baxter Building's
systems. Reed
stretched himself
into in a computer terminal, shutting down most of the
systems Sun had taken control of and trapping him in
the main computer. HERBIE -- in control of himself for
the first time -- told Reed
that Sun would inevitably
escape the main computer and try to possess him again.
HERBIE couldn't allow that to happen, so he slammed
into the main computer, destroying himself, Dr. Sun,
and the computer in the process. Ben
put aside all
reservations he had about HERBIE and mourned "the
little squirt's" sacrifice.
HERBIE Mark II A few years after HERBIE Mark I
destroyed himself, Reed Richards
constructed a new
redesigned, modified HERBIE to act as a guardian and
companion to Franklin Richards. Upon seeing HERBIE
Mark II for the first time, Ben Grimm
mistook him for
the original HERBIE and attacked him, but was quickly
restrained by one of Sue's
well-placed force fields.
(FF
#238) HERBIE witnessed a manifestation of
Franklin's mutant powers when the youngster mentally
launched a toy rocket into the air roughly a week
after Christmas, when Reed
and Sue
were packing away
decorations.
(FF #242)
HERBIE Mark II was destroyed
when Franklin used his powers to solve a Rubik's Cube.
As an unconscious side effect, Franklin caused HERBIE
to overheat and explode.
(FF #244)
HUBERT A few years after the destruction of HERBIE
Mark II, a HERBIE-like robot called HUBERT could often
be seen floating around the hallways of the Baxter
Building. He reminded Reed
of an appointment he had
at Avengers Mansion
(FF #257), warned the Trapster
that he was not allowed into the Baxter Building
(FF
#265), and greeted Spider-Man when he arrived at the
Baxter Building
to have Reed
analyze the "living
costume" he acquired on the Beyonder's battleworld.
(ASM #258) Although HUBERT's final fate is unknown,
it is possible that he was destroyed when Kristoff
Vernard blew up the original Baxter Building.
(FF
#278)
HERBIE Mark III
While working on a project at his
laboratory in Pier 4,
Reed Richards
was reminded of a
charity commitment by a new HERBIE, who resembled a
streamlined version of HERBIE Mark I.
(FF
V3 #3)
It is believed this model was destroyed when Pier
4 was blown up.
(FF
V3 #35)
HADLEY HADLEY was a HERBIE-like robot constructed by
Dr. Bradley Beynon of the New York Stark-Fujiwara
Enterprises branch office. Beynon felt that Reed
Richards was a "hack" and a "joke" who stole the
spotlight from "real scientists," such as himself.
Beynon had perfected a device that could miniaturize
inorganic objects, which he proudly unveiled to
Stark-Fujiwara executives. Unfortunately for Beynon,
Reed
had just recently announced and patented his own
miniaturizing device, which not only could shrink
inorganic objects, but restore them to normal size.
Beynon was dismissed by Stark-Fujiwara amidst
suspicions that he had stolen or plagiarized Reed's
miniaturizer.
Hours after his firing, Beynon and HADLEY broke into
the Stark-Fujiwara building. There, they found one of
the Psycho-Man's suits of armour and his control box
hidden in a storage room.
Days later, Beynon snuck backstage at a performance of
the opera "La Bludgeon" at the Metropolitan Opera
House. Reed
and Sue Richards
were in attendance, as
were Drs. Hank McCoy (aka The Beast) and Cecilia Reyes
of the X-Men. Beynon used the Psycho-Man's control
box to turn Reyes and Sue
against Hank and Reed.
At
the same time, he sent HADLEY (who had been fitted
into the Psycho-Man's armour) to attack Pier 4.
Ben
and Johnny --
along with their poker opponents,
Wolverine and Cannonball -- made short work of HADLEY.
In the best horror movie tradition, however, HADLEY
reactivated himself and tracked Ben
and Wolverine to a
cab they were taking to the Met. HADLEY destroyed the
cab and fought Ben
and Wolverine through the streets
of New York until Ben
threw Wolverine at him,
emulating Wolverine and Colossus' famed "Fastball
Special." As HADLEY's shattered body sputtered into
inactivity, he praised Dr. Beynon. As for Beynon, he
inadvertently overloaded and destroyed Psycho-Man's
control box. The real Psycho-Man sought revenge upon
Beynon, but he was rescued by the FF, The Beast,
Wolverine, Cannonball, and Reyes. While targeting
Reed
with his miniaturizer, Beynon inadvertently
shrunk himself and Psycho-Man into the Microverse.
(X-Men/FF '98)
The Gideon HERBIEs During an attack on the Gideon
Building, Johnny Storm,
She-Hulk,
Namorita, and
Ant-Man II
came into conflict with an army of
miniature robots created by the Gideon Trust and
modelled after HERBIE Mark I.
(FF
V3 #43)
Robert Herbert Marks III
Sometime between
Fantastic Four V3
#3 and Fantastic Four
V3 #53,
Reed
transferred HERBIE Mark III's consciousness into an
android body resembling a preteen boy. Rechristened
"Robert Herbert Marks III," HERBIE Mark III looked
over and befriended Franklin Richards at the Stern
Academy. (FF
V3 #53)
Technical Specifications
While HERBIE Mark I was constructed as a lab
assistant, it's not hard to see how Dr. Sun was able
to transform him into a formidable opponent for the
Fantastic Four. HERBIE Mark I's jets allowed him to
travel at speeds up to 90 MPH. He was not only able
to attack opponents with his "opti-blasts" , which paralyzed the human
nervous system, but he also could electrify his entire
body and shock anyone who tried to touch him. In
addition to his offensive capabilities, HERBIE Mark I
was able to carry out complex calculations within
seconds, detect invisible people or objects using
infrared sensors (located in his "eyes"), analyze
atmospheric conditions and detect life forms with his
inbuilt sensors, and retract panels on his back to
reveal eight tendrils (which could be used to
manipulate objects, tap into computer systems, and
trip others). Finally, HERBIE Mark I's permanent link
to the Xandarian Living Computers meant that he had
instantaneous access to knowledge contained in the
minds of every single deceased Xandarian.
HERBIE Mark II only had two jets (as opposed to HERBIE
Mark I's three), so it's uncertain what his top speed
was. His offensive capabilities (if any) also remain
unrevealed. He was programmed with an "open-ended
language cycle," which in the words of
Reed Richards,
allowed HERBIE Mark II to "... adjust to Franklin's own
speech idioms, at the same time instructing him in
proper grammatical usage." HERBIE Mark II was also
built with a special monitoring system, which allowed
him to track any manifestations of Franklin's mutant
powers.
While he certainly possessed above-average
intelligence and greatly resembled HERBIE Mark I,
nothing else is known about HERBIE Mark III. Like
HERBIE Mark II, he sported only two jets. When
reconfigured into Robert Herbert Marks III, HERBIE
Mark III had above-average (possibly even superhuman)
strength.
The Gideon HERBIEs were virtually microscopic
doppelgangers of HERBIE Mark I, although they
possessed the most number of jets ever seen in a
HERBIE or HERBIE-like robot: four. They had no
sentience, and no apparent offensive capabilities.
HUBERT was either permanently linked into the Baxter
Building's security system or could link into it at
will. He also apparently possessed infrared sensors,
and floated about on three jets.
HADLEY had a far more sarcastic personality than any
of the other HERBIEs or HERBIE-like robots. While
probably not as intelligent as HERBIE Mark I, he was
very smart. Other than three jets, super-strength
(while in Psycho-Man's armour) and great resilience,
he had no other special traits.
Appendix: Creators
- HERBIE Mark I was created by Jack Kirby for the 1978
Fantastic Four animated series. Kirby originally
dubbed the robot ZZ-123. In the series, HERBIE was a
faithful and loyal member of the FF who had an
antagonistic relationship with Ben Grimm
(similar to
the Ben/Johnny
feud in the comics). Kirby designed
the robot for the series when it was discovered that
Universal Studios' rights to a live-action Human Torch
project prevented producers DePatie-Freleng from using
the character. One episode of the series -- "The
Challenge of Dr. Doom" (based on Fantastic Four #5)-
was adapted directly from Stan Lee's script and Jack
Kirby's storyboards for the backup story in
FF #236.
- HERBIE Mark II
and HUBERT were created by
John Byrne
(who, ironically, drew HERBIE Mark I's first comic
book appearance in FF
#209).
- HERBIE Mark III
was
created by Scott Lobdell and Alan Davis.
- HADLEY was
created by Joe Casey and Paul Pelletier.
- Robert
Herbert Marks III was designed Mark Bagley. Marks'
appearance was patterned after that of famed anime
character Astro Boy.
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